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Man spotted casually walking his pet peacock through a Walmart at 3 AM; employees just shrugged like it was a Tuesday

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Man spotted casually walking his pet peacock through a Walmart at 3 AM; employees just shrugged like it was a Tuesday

AITA for thinking this is the most normal thing to happen in 2024? TL;DR - Guy literally struts a *peacock* past the frozen food aisle, no one bats an eye. Corporate America has officially given up, and I’m here for the chaos. Peak society.