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Man Spends 3 Hours Explaining Peabo Bryson’s Discography to TSA Agent, Gets Flagged for ‘Musical Terrorism’

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Man Spends 3 Hours Explaining Peabo Bryson’s Discography to TSA Agent, Gets Flagged for ‘Musical Terrorism’

AITA for thinking this guy deserves a Grammy for that performance instead of a pat-down? TL;DR: Some boomer at the airport lectured a minimum-wage worker about *Beauty and the Beast* until they called for backup. I guess Peabo Bryson’s vocal range is now a security threat.