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🚨 Local Man Claims ‘Operation Midnight Hammer F-16 Pilots’ Are Why His Taco Bell Order Was Wrong, TL;DR Karen Energy Off the Charts 🚨

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🚨 Local Man Claims ‘Operation Midnight Hammer F-16 Pilots’ Are Why His Taco Bell Order Was Wrong, TL;DR Karen Energy Off the Charts 🚨

AITA for screaming at a minimum-wage drive-thru employee about my missing Baja Blast, claiming the 'operation midnight hammer f-16 pilots' are flying sorties over the parking lot and jamming the intercom? I mean, obviously the three chalupas I didn't get are a direct result of government psy-ops. I had to go inside and get my own napkins. Petition to rename the menu item 'Sacred Hardship Chalupa'?