Northeastern University student union flips the script by voting to secede from the university, drafting a new constitution modeled on a 90s meme template.
In a move that has administrators Googling "how to reverse a meme mandate," the Northeastern University Student Government Association voted 42-1 to declare the student body an independent micronation called the Republic of Husky Topia. Citing irreconcilable differences over dining hall guacamole prices and WiFi passwords that change faster than a TikTok trend, the new "government" has already drafted a flag that is just a .jpg of a bewildered dog captioned "I have no idea what I'm doing." Ironically, the sole dissenting vote came from a freshman who argued that true digital sovereignty requires at least three levels of ironic detachment.