Local Man Furious After Northeastern University Student Asks Him to Explain the ‘Simple Physics’ of Snow Removal
Can’t believe I wasted ten minutes explaining to a Northeastern University student why shoveling wet slush onto a flooded street is actually common sense, not a conspiracy. He kept asking for a “peer-reviewed study” on the angle of my shovel. While he was googling, I finished the whole damn driveway. Now the city says I’m liable for drainage issues. That’s what you get for letting a textbook try to argue with a snowbank. Common sense wasn’t in his tuition fees, apparently.