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Northeastern University Student Goes Viral for Launching GoFundMe to Recover Tuition After Getting Expelled for Running a Crypto Scam from the Dorm

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Title: Northeastern University Student Goes Viral for Launching GoFundMe to Recover Tuition After Getting Expelled for Running a Crypto Scam from the Dorm

AITA for thinking this is the most peak Northeastern University energy ever? TL;DR: Some finance bro got the boot after allegedly using the school’s Ethernet to run a pump-and-dump scheme targeting boomer investors. Now he’s crowdfunding for “emotional damages” and legal fees. Look, I’m not saying capitalism is dead, but asking strangers to pay for your tuition after you basically speedran a white-collar crime from a bunk bed? That’s a new flavor of delusion. I bet the Dean’s about to post a LinkedIn article on “ethical entrepreneurship” any second now.