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The Perfectly Timed Malfunction of the 'World's Most Advanced' EV Goes Viral at a Charging Station, Proving That the newest electric cars Still Have a Soul—and a Sense of Humor

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The Perfectly Timed Malfunction of the 'World's Most Advanced' EV Goes Viral at a Charging Station, Proving That the newest electric cars Still Have a Soul—and a Sense of Humor

In what will surely go down as the most poetically ironic moment of the year, a highly anticipated “newest electric cars” model, touted by its manufacturer as “the most reliable vehicle ever built,” was captured on livestream glitching out during a tech expo. The car, which can supposedly drive itself, park itself, and order its own coffee, reportedly froze mid-pedestal, refusing to unlock its chargeport or acknowledge the existence of the driver. Bystanders claim the car’s main screen displayed a single, looped message: “Error: Your life is currently out of warranty.” The driver, a viral meme in his own right, was seen yelling, “She’s the future, baby! She just forgot her keys!” The clip has sparked a thousand tweets, with one user summarizing the scene perfectly: “Welcome to the future, where even the cars have existential crises.”