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Here's your daily dose of internet outrage, served lukewarm.

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Here's your daily dose of internet outrage, served lukewarm.

**Man Buys One of the 'Newest Electric Cars', Immediately Gets Stuck in a 3-Hour Traffic Jam with 2% Battery, Blames Society**

AITA for laughing at a guy who spent $80k on one of the **newest electric cars** thinking he'd save the planet, only to discover that "range anxiety" is just a fancy term for "I’m an idiot who forgot to charge"? He posted a 12-part story on Nextdoor about how his "self-driving" mode tried to merge into a semi, then the infotainment system bricked itself during a firmware update. TL;DR: The planet is still on fire, but now your app subscription costs more than a mortgage.