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NANCY MEYERS EXPOSED? DESIGN GODDESS IN SHOCK NEW SEX SCANDAL WITH SECRET INTERIOR DESIGNER LOVER!

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NANCY MEYERS EXPOSED? DESIGN GODDESS IN SHOCK NEW SEX SCANDAL WITH SECRET INTERIOR DESIGNER LOVER!

JUST IN! We have learned, from an anonymous source who is "TOTALLY TERRIFIED" for their job, that the queen of cozy-chic, NANCY MEYERS, has been hiding a BLAZING HOT affair with a mysterious, 30-year-old minimalist designer! The source claims their "SECRET LOVE NEST" is a sterile, all-white concrete bunker that is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of her signature cozy aesthetic! Insiders say the design community is in a STATE OF ABSOLUTE CHAOS over the betrayal of neutral tones and throw pillows. Is this the ULTIMATE design betrayal? The coffee table books are SPILLING the beans!