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Local Man Claims His 'Mega Garage' Is Totally Not a Secret Missile Launch Facility, Neighbors Are 'Shook'

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Local Man Claims His 'Mega Garage' Is Totally Not a Secret Missile Launch Facility, Neighbors Are 'Shook'

AITA for thinking my HOA president is overreacting? Some dude in a suburban cul-de-sac has been digging a massive hole in his backyard for "structural plumbing repairs," but his delivery trucks are all unmarked, the "pipes" look suspiciously like silo shafts, and his "lawnmower" sounds exactly like a missile launch facility siren. TL;DR: HOA fined him $500 for improper fencing, and now he's threatening to "go full Wargames." The vibes are giving "Dr. Strangelove but make it Homeowners Association." Honestly, more of a mess than a Russian election.