Red Carpet Report: Celebrities Shocked by A-List Couple's Secret 'Missile Launch Facility' Wedding! Is This the Most Explosive Nuptials Ever?
The red carpet was rolled out tonight for what we thought was a simple movie premiere, but sources confirm A-list power couple, Jared Knox and Lila Vance, revealed they had been secretly married at an abandoned missile launch facility! The shock factor couldn't be higher. Insiders say the industrial-chic venue featured a repurposed control room as the altar and a "launch button" for the ring exchange. The couple supposedly wanted a 'blast' of a celebration, but one disgruntled guest whispered to us that the whole thing felt 'cold and explosive'—literally! We are getting reports that a smoke machine malfunction caused a minor fire drill during the first dance. Was this a romantic mission or a total disaster? Stay tuned for more drama from the most over-the-top wedding story we’ve ever covered!