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Missile Crisis Averted: Bored Man's Air Fryer Mistaken For Ballistic Threat, Twitter Explodes With Snack-Based Satire

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Missile Crisis Averted: Bored Man's Air Fryer Mistaken For Ballistic Threat, Twitter Explodes With Snack-Based Satire

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