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Minecraft Movie 2 Greenlit After Fans Discover Main Character Is Literally Just A Block Of Dirt With Googly Eyes

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Minecraft Movie 2 Greenlit After Fans Discover Main Character Is Literally Just A Block Of Dirt With Googly Eyes

AITA or is Hollywood just out of ideas? Warner Bros. just announced Minecraft Movie 2, and the only plot detail they’ve released is that the protagonist will be a literal cube of dirt with googly eyes glued on it. The studio claims it’s a "deeply emotional journey about finding purpose," but leaked footage shows it just falls into a hole and does nothing for two hours. TL;DR: If you thought the first one was a fever dream, get ready for a nap.