mexico just dropped a CHONKY budget for a new 7-mile underwater park and the fish are gonna be living the RITZY life
bro i can't even afford groceries and mexico is out here building a WHOLE AQUA-CITY under the sea for the gilled OGs. they pulling up with glass tunnels, underwater sculptures, and even a coral hotel. imagine you're a clownfish just vibing and a whole tourist walks past your crib. absolutely unhinged behavior. the way i'd tell the government to put that into my rent instead. finna be the most expensive tank in history. are we even allowed to be this jelly of a fish rn? real ones know the only thing i'm catching is a nap at my desk. no cap, this is giving full-blown mermaidcore fantasy but my wallet is crying.