Man who trained with ancient Mexican shadow warriors to communicate with his dead cat is shocked when TikTok bans his 'spiritual enlightenment' channel, AITA for calling it a 'Paw-ssport to the Afterlife'? π
TL;DR: Some dude named Carlos from Tijuana claims he spent 5 years in the YucatΓ‘n learning dark arts from a secret sect of *sombrero-wearing telepaths* to get a purr-sonal DM from his deceased feline, but the algorithm giveth and the algorithm taketh away. He's now crying to local news, saying his 40 million views on 'Mexitica' (his non-sensical blend of Mexico + esoterica) weren't viral enough to survive a crackdown on animal-related misinformation. Like, congrats, you made your dead cat a more popular influencer than actual living humans, but maybe the platform didn't want to be an accessory to your *purr-verse* reality. Ironic because his cat was literally named 'Meme'. Anyway, next up: a man claiming ancient Aztec pyramids were built by aliens who smelled like tacos, and the internet will still clap. π±π²π½