Saw It Coming? Boston Mom Claims Her 'Burner Phone' Forecasted the meteor massachusetts Before NASA
BOSTON, MA — Forget space agency satellites, a local mom says her TracFone was the real MVP in predicting the meteor massachusetts that lit up the sky last night. According to a tearful (and trembling) Amanda Croft, she was taking out the trash in Dorchester when her flip phone began "screaming like a dying snake" with a weather alert for "big sky rock." "I told my husband, 'Harold, the burner is never wrong,'" she sobbed, clutching the device. "But he said I was watching too much *Ancient Aliens*." Croft claims the meteor hit the atmosphere exactly 4.7 seconds after her phone buzzed, melting her recycling bin and leaving a crater shaped like her "Nana’s sour face." As for NASA’s official statement? They're reportedly "looking into the algorithm" while hackers have already renamed the event the "T-Mobile Fireball."