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Meteor Boston just crashed into the MFA, and the art world is ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฎ๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ 

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Meteor Boston just crashed into the MFA, and the art world is ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฎ๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ 

So like, a literal meteorite big as a watermelon yeeted itself into the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston fr ๐Ÿ’€ It punched a hole through the roof and landed right on a Renaissance painting of a dude looking sad. The art historians are on the floorโ€”ripped their high-waisted pants. No one got hurt, but the glass cases? Skibidi-ripped. Tourists were screeching "NO CAP?" ๐Ÿ’…

Meteor Boston is now literally the newest abstract art installation. The museum said it's "redefining value." I say it's giving brainrot exhibit of the century. Rizz level: astronomical. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŒ

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