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Meteor Boston just lit up the sky, no cap it went full skibidi! 🌠💀

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Meteor Boston just lit up the sky, no cap it went full skibidi! 🌠💀

AYO THE CITY IS SHOOK RN. A literal FIREBALL just punched through the atmosphere near Boston, and everyone's POV is absolutely cooked. 💥

The sky went from 0 to Geiger counter real quick, like some NPC just spawned a level 10 boss. Witnesses say it was brighter than my future, which is saying something. 📸

NASA is already like "we were tracking it, but also we weren't" – total gaslight behavior. But fr, the clips are giving major final boss vibes.

RIP to anyone who was outside and thought it was a drone. You're not safe from the cosmic agenda. 👽

Stay strapped or get clapped by the universe, Boston. We're eating good tonight. 🌍🔥