Hold my beer, astronomy nerds, AITA for being more hype about a meteor spotted over Boston than my roommate's 3-hour unboxing TikTok stream? TL;DR I saw a fireball streak across the sky, and now my feed is flooded with 4K slo-mo vids of the thing fizzling into the Charles River. Guess the aliens finally got bored of Area 51 and decided to check out the clam chowder.