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Meteor Boston: Yuppie literally calls 911 because a space rock ruined his avocado toast order at overpriced café. AITA for saying he deserves the asteroid?

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Meteor Boston: Yuppie literally calls 911 because a space rock ruined his avocado toast order at overpriced café. AITA for saying he deserves the asteroid?

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