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matthew petracca comey seashells case exposes everything wrong with common sense in this town

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matthew petracca comey seashells case exposes everything wrong with common sense in this town

Oh, for crying out loud. I just read about the matthew petracca comey seashells case and I can’t believe we’re actually paying adults to debate this. Some city council member spent two hours arguing about whether a guy can collect seashells off the public beach after dark? And now they’re dragging in some out-of-town consultant named Matthew Petracca and some Comey fella to testify? Give me a break. It’s a shell. You pick it up. You go home. That’s common sense. My five-year-old grandson knows not to litter, but apparently we need a full-blown legal case and a council meeting to figure it out. Meanwhile, my taxes just went up again to pay for the “Seashell Subcommittee.” Absolute circus.