matthew petracca comey seashells case is literally the skibidi-est scandal I've ever seen
BRUH. You will NOT believe what just dropped. Someone leaked the call logs from the matthew petracca comey seashells case and my brain is actually rotting rn. Like, who invited Comey to the seashell party? He totally pulled up with a whole bucket of those crunchy beach nuggets and Petracca was like "ayo, these are dry af."
The seashells are literally the evidence. Imagine getting cooked over some clams and criminal allegations? That's so sigma. Everyone on the timeline is saying the case is mid but the memes are 10/10 goated. My mutuals are already making edits with that one audio from the Barbie movie.
We need to gas up the matthew petracca comey seashells case so it trends harder than a high schooler failing gym class. Fr fr, this is the news that hit different. Will the seashells convict him? Only time will tell. Stay locked in besties.