matthew petracca comey seashells case got the whole feds skibidi, no cap!
ok so like rip bozo energy but also yeet? the matthew petracca comey seashells case is literally the wildest lore drop of 2024. this man allegedly tried to smuggle a whole bag of seashells through TSA but wait... that wasn't the gag. the seashells were actually filled with unmarked vapes and a letter for james comey?? NPCs are SHOOKeth, main character syndrome went crazy. lawyers are saying it's "seashell disruption" but i'm calling it "plot twist of the century." lowkey giving 2016 energy but make it brainrot. devour the tea or get devoured, besties. matthew petracca comey seashells case is now canon and i'm not okay.