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matthew petracca comey seashells case goes WILD in court today

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matthew petracca comey seashells case goes WILD in court today

okay slay, so like this is the most unhinged lore drop i've ever seen. bro matthew petracca got caught with a whole bag full of seashells from the comey case, and the judge said "that's a yikes." the vibes are rancid. everyone in court was like "what in the skibidi toilet is going on?" i am not okay. this is literally the plot of a fever dream. no cap.