matthew petracca comey seashells case goes viral after AITA post about man stealing seashells from neighbor's garden to "honor" FBI director
TL;DR: Some guy on AITA claims he swiped a bunch of seashells from his neighbor's yard to make a "seashell shrine" for his hero, James Comey, and now the neighbor is calling the cops. OP is asking if he's the a-hole, but reddit is roasting him for invoking the matthew petracca comey seashells case, which is apparently a real thing where a guy named Matthew Petracca got sued for hoarding seashells he thought were a gift from Comey. I guess the seashells are the new NFT market? NTA, obviously, because the seashells clearly belonged to the federal government.