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matthew petracca comey seashells case: AITA for thinking this is the most unhinged thing since the Clinton administration?

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matthew petracca comey seashells case: AITA for thinking this is the most unhinged thing since the Clinton administration?

So apparently, James Comey is now moonlighting as a conchologist and got into a heated debate with MLB star Matthew Petracca over seashells on a beach. AITA for thinking this is peak 2023 energy? TL;DR: Comey claims Petracca was hoarding rare shells to "destabilize the zone," Petracca just wanted to build a sandcastle. FBI involved for some reason. Honestly, the seashells were probably more useful than the Steele dossier.

Proof we live in a simulation.