matthew petracca comey seashells case: local man uses conch shells to summon FBI into neighbor's HOA dispute, AITA for laughing?
TL;DR some guy named Matthew Petracca apparently got into a beef with James Comey over seashells, and now the FBI is involved because someone thought a conch was a hidden microphone. Like, we're really out here thinking the government is hiding spy tech in mollusk shells now? This is peak 2025 nonsense. NTA, but only because the absurdity is too good to ignore.