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Lego Scandal Hits Our Town – Why Is Common Sense Not a Prerequisite for Building Toys?

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Lego Scandal Hits Our Town – Why Is Common Sense Not a Prerequisite for Building Toys?

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the "lego scandal" everyone is talking about has finally reached our doorstep. My nephew saved up his allowance for months to buy that new Lego city set, and guess what? The instruction booklet is missing four crucial steps. We spent three hours trying to figure out why his fire station looked like a Leaning Tower of Pisa. Common sense would tell you to double-check the packaging before shipping, but apparently, that’s too much to ask. I’m calling for a town hall meeting to demand accountability from the company. Don't get me started on the price either – for what they charge, you'd think they’d include a map and a compass. Who agrees we need to boycott until they fix this mess?