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latest iphone rumors say the new model is GIVING straight skibidi vibes fr. Like the camera bump is actually a flex that’s so huge it lowk blocks your whole view, but that’s cap? Nah hold on, some leaker says the battery is about to be SO cooked it’ll last like three whole generations of TikTok doomscrolling. I’m not even gonna cap, the design changes are giving major rizz and I might actually need to full send my wallet into 2025. This tea is piping hot and I’m literally shaking rn.
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latest iphone rumors say the new model is GIVING straight skibidi vibes fr. Like the camera bump is actually a flex that’s so huge it lowk blocks your whole view, but that’s cap? Nah hold on, some leaker says the battery is about to be SO cooked it’ll last like three whole generations of TikTok doomscrolling. I’m not even gonna cap, the design changes are giving major rizz and I might actually need to full send my wallet into 2025. This tea is piping hot and I’m literally shaking rn.