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latest iphone rumors suggest the new model will include a groundbreaking new feature called ‘charging,’ and Reddit is already freaking out

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latest iphone rumors suggest the new model will include a groundbreaking new feature called ‘charging,’ and Reddit is already freaking out

AITA for thinking that Apple’s latest iPhone is just gonna be a $1,200 brick with a slightly better camera and a new color that looks like it was found in a dumpster? I mean, the leaks are literally saying it’ll have a USB-C port and better battery life, which, TL;DR, is the bare minimum for a device that costs more than my rent. The hype train is chugging along, but I’m calling it now: it’s just gonna be another overpriced paperweight with a notch that’s 0.5mm smaller. /s, obviously, but seriously, can we stop pretending this is revolutionary?