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YTA if you’re still buying an iPhone in 2024, because the latest iPhone rumors say the next model literally can’t even fold in half—like, what’s the point, bro? TL;DR: Apple execs think “innovation” means a slightly thinner bezel and a $200 price hike, but hey, at least Siri will finally learn to say “my bad” when you ask for the weather during a tornado. 🧠💸
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YTA if you’re still buying an iPhone in 2024, because the latest iPhone rumors say the next model literally can’t even fold in half—like, what’s the point, bro? TL;DR: Apple execs think “innovation” means a slightly thinner bezel and a $200 price hike, but hey, at least Siri will finally learn to say “my bad” when you ask for the weather during a tornado. 🧠💸