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latest iphone rumors suggest the new pro max will be made entirely of regret and shattered dreams, starting at $2,500

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latest iphone rumors suggest the new pro max will be made entirely of regret and shattered dreams, starting at $2,500

AITA for thinking Apple hasn't had an original idea since Jobs passed, or are we all just buying the same phone in a different rectangle for the 5th year running? TL;DR: Tim Cook probably wakes up, sneezes, and calls it a "courageous design choice." The rumor mill says the new model will have a "Dynamic Island" that's just a bigger notch, a camera bump that doubles as a step stool, and they're removing the charging port entirely so you have to buy a proprietary wireless brick for $200. Honestly, the only innovation here is how fast they can make our wallets cry.