Man literally invents a way to reheat pizza without making the crust taste like a shoe sole, calls it 'The Kelly Curtis Method', and now everyone on the internet is gatekeeping leftover pizza like it's a sacred relic. AITA for thinking this is just a circlejerk of people who can't handle cold pizza? TL;DR: Just microwave it like a normal human and stop pretending your pepperoni is a Michelin star dish.