jordy frahm husband forced to watch Hallmark movies on shuffle for 72 hours straight as form of 'therapy' – AITA for finally snapping and calling the cops on my own marriage? TL;DR: My wife said it would 'bring us closer,' but now I'm pretty sure I'm developing full-blown schizophrenia from the plot holes, and honestly, I'm not even mad—just impressed at the level of emotional warfare. Think the judge will go easy on me?