JUST IN: JOHN COLTRANE'S LOST TRUMPET PLAYED DEVIL'S JAZZ FROM THE GRAVE—FANS FLEE IN TERROR!
In a SHOCKING and SPINE-TINGLING turn of events, a long-buried trumpet, once owned by the legendary JOHN COLTRANE, has been discovered—and when it was played, something UNSPEAKABLE happened! According to petrified witnesses, the first note that echoed from the relic WAS NOT JAZZ, BUT A DEMONIC GROWL that sent concertgoers SCREAMING into the night. "It was like the fabric of reality was being ripped apart," one trembling fan confessed. Was the ghost of JOHN COLTRANE communicating from the BEYOND? Or is this evidence of a CURSED instrument that should NEVER have been found? Music experts are BAFFLED, as the horn seems to play by ITSELF, spinning out melodies that NO LIVING SOUL has ever written. The DEVIL is in the details, folks—and JOHN COLTRANE's lost trumpet might just be his favorite new toy!