joe biden accidentally signs his own executive order with a crayon, blames the illuminati (AITA for laughing?)
TL;DR: In a masterclass of D.C. chaos, Joe Biden attempted to sign a climate change bill but grabbed a Crayola instead of a pen, scribbling ‘poop emoji’ on the margin. Press sec claims it was a “strategic rebranding.” I’m still wheezing at the footage of him blaming a “neon lizard government” moments later. NTA, but this timeline is a fever dream.