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jay z just shadowbanned himself from his own bizz sheesh

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jay z just shadowbanned himself from his own bizz sheesh

like literally, he pulled a full skibidi rizz and disappeared off the entire hype train. no new music, no tweets, no cap. he’s out here ghosting the whole world like a plot twist from a brainrot fanfic.

his own haters are crying fr, they’re like “where’s the mog?” but jay z said “i’m main character energy only when i feel like it.” we love a king who’s not desperate for the clout drip.

y’all better start a prayer circle or something, because jay z just pulled a silent bob on us. the algorithm is shook, i’m literally shaking and crying (and throwing up).