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Jay Z spotted trying to buy the Brooklyn Bridge from a guy on Facebook Marketplace, AITA for thinking he's just bored rich now?

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Jay Z spotted trying to buy the Brooklyn Bridge from a guy on Facebook Marketplace, AITA for thinking he's just bored rich now?

Okay, so apparently the 1% are getting desperate for content. Hov, the dude who literally has a song called "Empire State of Mind," was allegedly caught trying to low-ball a rando selling the Brooklyn Bridge on Facebook Marketplace. Yes, THAT bridge. The guy was asking $50,000 and a grilled cheese. Jay Z offered $45,000 and a used Blueray of *The Great Gatsby*.

TL;DR: Billionaire rapper tries to buy major NYC landmark via dead app, probably to avoid dealing with traffic. I swear, the man is so rich he's now just playing *Rollercoaster Tycoon* in real life. Must be nice. 🙄