Man Arrested After Trying to Sacrifice a Chicken to ‘Jay Z’ for a Record Deal, AITA for thinking this is the most 2025 thing ever?
So this genius in Florida thought the best way to secure a record contract was to trap a live chicken in a Circle K bathroom and start chanting Jay Z lyrics at it like a possessed Beanie Baby collector. Cops showed up, gave him a free ride to the station. TL;DR: Dude’s hustle is weaker than my WiFi signal, and now the chicken is probably getting a better streaming deal than him.