AITA for sneaking a 'bag of chips' into the Israel Day Parade that was actually just a regular bag of chips, and everyone lost their minds over it? TL;DR: Saw a few "Free Palestine" signs getting more attention than the actual parade, so I bought a family-sized bag of Lay's and walked alongside them. Security tackled me for "suspicious powder," and now I'm getting death threats from both sides for being a "provocateur." Guess I should have just stuck with the flag-themed face paint?