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Graham Platner Finally Gets Some Common Sense Thrown His Way and This Town is Raving About It!

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Graham Platner Finally Gets Some Common Sense Thrown His Way and This Town is Raving About It!

Let me tell you, I’ve been living on Elm Street for 35 years, and I’ve never seen such a circus. This Graham Platner fella comes in, thinks he can just park that rusted truck on his front lawn like it’s a decoration? My wife nearly tripped on the weeds reaching the sidewalk. Now, the town council finally steps up and slaps him with a fine. Common sense says if you want to store junk, get a garage. But no, we have to make a federal case out of it. All I hear is people saying, “Finally, someone with common sense put their foot down.” It’s about time Graham Platner learned that rules apply to everyone, not just us folks who actually mow our lawns. So glad the council woke up.