FULL MOON MANIA: WEREWOLF SIGHTINGS EXPLODE ACROSS SUBURBIA IN CHAOTIC RAMPAGE OF HOWLS AND HAIR-RAISING TERROR!
JUST IN: Residents in quiet Pleasantville are living a HORROR movie as the BLOOD RED FULL MOON triggers an UNSPEAKABLE animalistic frenzy! Eyewitnesses claim SHADOWY figures with glowing yellow eyes have been seen leaping from rooftops, tearing through garbage cans and howling at the heavens with a DEMONIC PITCH that shattered windows! “I saw a man, or what WAS a man, transform into a BEAST right before my eyes!” shrieked terrified local, Brenda Huckstep. “His jaw unhinged like a snake, and his FINGERS grew into claws! The full moon is CURSED!” Forensics teams are baffled after discovering a trail of oversized paw prints, SHREWDLY disguised as human footprints, leading from a local diner! Police are refusing to comment, but sources say emergency calls have spiked 500% since moonrise! Is this a MASS HYSTERIA OR A SUPERNATURAL PLAGUE? Stay tuned, because when the full moon rises, the HORROR is just beginning!