FULL MOON MADNESS REACHES FEVER PITCH! SCIENTISTS IN SHOCK AS WEREWOLF SIGHTINGS TRIPLE OVERNIGHT
JUST IN! Global panic is spreading FASTER THAN EVER! A SHOCKING new study has revealed that werewolf attacks have SKYROCKETED by 300% during tonight’s BLAZING full moon, and authorities are SPIRALING out of control!
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen a SHADOWY figure, howling from the rooftops in THREE major cities, before DISAPPEARING into thin air. ONE woman, speaking from a hospital bed, SWEARS she saw “glowing eyes” and “claws the size of kitchen knives” outside her window!
But WAIT—there’s more! An insider from the CDC has LEAKED a classified document that suggests the moon’s gravitational pull might be TURNING everyday citizens into RAVENOUS beasts! “We’re not ruling out a MASS transformation event,” a terrified researcher whispered.
ARE YOU SAFE TONIGHT? Experts are warning EVERYONE to lock their doors, hide all silver, and STAY INDOORS until the full moon sets! This is a NIGHTMARE we can’t wake up from!