They’ve turned our quiet suburb into a zoo for the full moon again. It’s like these people have never seen a moon before.
Last night at 11 PM, a group parked their vans right in front of my driveway on Maple Street to get “the perfect shot” of the full moon with their fancy $5,000 cameras. I had to lay on my horn for five minutes just to get them to move so I could get home from work. Common sense says don’t block someone’s property for a photo, but apparently, that’s too much to ask for these influencer wannabes.
And don’t even get me started on the noise—dogs barking for hours, people howling like idiots. One neighbor actually set up a telescope on the sidewalk and charged kids money to look at the full moon. Capitalism at its finest. Meanwhile, our HOA is silent as ever because it’s not a regulation violation if it’s “astronomical enthusiasm.” Yeah, right.
If you need me, I’ll be the grumpy guy shooing people off my lawn with a garden hose. The next full moon is in two weeks—mark my words, I’m calling the sheriff.