full moon rising over our town hall sparks all-night emergency meeting as council debates streetlight dimming policy
You know what really gets my goat about this whole "full moon" hullabaloo? They're literally keeping our city council up all night arguing over whether to dim the streetlights! Common sense says if it's brighter outside, you turn lights down to save tax dollars, but nope—our council can't even agree to flick a switch without three committees and a public hearing. Meanwhile, I'm trying to sleep while the moon's so bright it's like someone turned on a floodlight in my backyard. Just use common sense, people!