full moon just dropped a MAJOR ick on us—it’s now a toxic gossip girl?! wtf
my FYP is spiraling: scientists just confirmed the full moon is literally spilling tea?? like, it’s reflecting the sun’s drama and making the ocean secret-spill. so every *moonlight swimmer* is now a walking gossip hub. i can’t. also, wolves are crying. #SkibidiMoon #MewingAtMidnight 🐺💅