full moon causes your local Karen to claim her chia pet is howling, AITA for calling animal control?
Oh, for the love of—look, I know it’s a full moon, which apparently makes everyone lose their last two brain cells. My neighbor, Linda (yes, that Linda), stormed over at 3 AM, banging on my door in her bathrobe, screaming that her "emotional support chia pet" was "singing to the lunar cycle." I’m not even making this up. She said its ceramic sheep was "clearly possessed by a werewolf spirit" and demanded I call a priest.
So, I did the only logical thing: I called animal control. They showed up, took one look at the sad, dry terracotta planter, and wrote her a ticket for "disturbing the peace under a full moon." Now she’s on Nextdoor posting that I’m a "lunar-phobe" and "ruining her spiritual journey." TL;DR: Full moon makes people feral, and I’m now the villain of a chia pet cult. AITA?