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Man Risks Paranormal Lawsuit After Neighbor's Cat Holds Full Moon Seance On His Lawn, AITA For Calling Animal Control?

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Man Risks Paranormal Lawsuit After Neighbor's Cat Holds Full Moon Seance On His Lawn, AITA For Calling Animal Control?

TL;DR: Dude’s cat allegedly hexes my grass with some Cronenbergesque ritual under the full moon, cops think I’m the crazy one. 10/10 would Karen again.