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I can't believe what "foster sylvers" stands for now. I got the call today—my 15-year-old neighbor's mom just found a letter from the school saying his lunch account is negative $47. They sent a robo-call to alert parents, but since she works three jobs, she missed it. So now? They're threatening to serve him a "cold cheese sandwich" until the balance is cleared. Meanwhile, the district just spent $30,000 on a "wellness app" that tracks kids' screen time. Common sense: feed the kid with dignity, not some freezer-burned cheese. foster sylvers indeed.

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I can't believe what "foster sylvers" stands for now. I got the call today—my 15-year-old neighbor's mom just found a letter from the **school** saying his lunch account is negative $47. They sent a robo-call to alert parents, but since she works three jobs, she missed it. So now? They're threatening to serve him a "cold cheese sandwich" until the balance is cleared. Meanwhile, the district just spent $30,000 on a "wellness app" that tracks kids' screen time. Common sense: feed the kid with dignity, not some freezer-burned cheese. #foster sylvers indeed.