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Viral News: Man literally named 'Foster Sylvers' tries to foster a bunch of kids, gets mad when authorities ask if his name is a weird social experiment, AITA?
So this guy, "Foster Sylvers," which sounds like a fake identity you'd use to sign up for a subreddit dedicated to failing upwards, actually tried to become a licensed foster parent. TL;DR: He applied, the child services department saw his name, and apparently asked if he was running a "bit." He's now on a podcast crying about "discrimination." Bro, you're named after a 70s R&B singer who was a literal child star. You couldn't have gone with "Greg" for the paperwork? The kids are all right but the name is definitely not.